美国飞行员手册-搞笑版



Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
每个起飞是自愿性的, 每个降落是强迫性的。

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal the number of take
offs you’ve made.
经常保持降落数目与起飞数目相等。

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the sky.
当你觉得混乱时,请保持高度,因为没有人跟天空相撞过……

The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large
angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
生存的机会是跟着陆角度成反比例的。大的着陆角度,小的生存机会……

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one
knows what they are.
要做出好的降落有三个原则,但不幸的是,没人知道是哪三个……

Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually
comes from bad judgment.
好的判断来自经验。很不幸,经验通常是来自坏的判断……

The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway
behind you and a tenth of a second ago.
对于飞行员来说,最没用的三件事:在你上面的高度、在你背后的跑道以及刚过去的 1/10
秒。

A “good” landing is one from which you can walk away. A “great” landing is one
after which they can use the plane again.
一个“好”的落地就是你可以安全的走出机舱。一次“极好”的落地就是这架飞机还可以再用。

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are, however, no old bold
pilots.
这里有老飞行员,也有勇敢的飞行员;但是,这里并没有勇敢的老飞行员。

You know you’ve landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the
elevator.
当你要开足马力才能把飞机驶进停机坪,你就知道刚才降落时, 忘记了放下起落架……

Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.
飞行不是危险的,坠毁才是危险的!

The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
你唯一会嫌燃油太多的时候,就是着火的时候……

The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool.
When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
螺旋桨其实只是一个令飞行员凉快的大风扇,当它停了,你会看到飞行员开始冒汗了……

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back,
they get smaller... That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back,
then they get bigger again.
当你把控制杆推前,房子会变大。当你把控制杆拉後 房子变小了。但当你拉着不放, 房
子又会变大了。

You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to
fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
开始时你有两个袋子,运气袋装得满满的,经验袋是空的。关键在於,在运气袋变空前,请
把经验袋装满。

Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
直升机是不可能飞的。但是它们实在太丑了,连地球也排斥它们,所以可以升空。
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